Hand to Mouth

misadventures in eating

This is a case for Bill Nye. Or the FDA.

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How to make gelatinized coffee slash hot chocolate with nothing but love and a dream!

Take one travel mug of coffee.
Add one packet of Nestle hot chocolate mix.
Add milk. Stir and drink deeply — ah, trashy delight.
Sip noisily until 11:45 a.m. when you realize you’re going to be late for work.
Leave on your desk while you flog yourself at the J-O-B.
Come home and pass out ungracefully on your bed while “working on your column.”
Wake up at half past six from a completely skin-crawlingly creepy nightmare.
Spy travel mug of coffee happily.
Nearly do a spit take when your initial sip finds that your delicious and pleasing coffee/chocolate combo from earlier this morning has evolved into a runny Jello mixture that becomes even less appetizing when you rush to the kitchen sink to pour it out and find that it falls out in clumps like melting gelatin.

I’m going to spend all tomorrow trying to figure out what weird food interactions caused this, I already know it.


Written by lshen

October 4, 2006 at 4:12 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. I do that same thing. 😀 Fake mocha is soo good.


    October 4, 2006 at 5:56 am

  2. I’m guessing that the milk was at least partly responsible.


    October 5, 2006 at 5:46 pm

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