Hand to Mouth

misadventures in eating

Dear WM. Wrigley Jr. Company of Chicago, Il:

with one comment

I am writing to you in regard to the fact that you seem to have mistakenly put onto the market a chewing gum (from your Eclipse line — probably better known as the “overpriced pop out line”) after some tragic devil’s compromise with Aquafresh. While yes, chewing on gum and feeling your teeth getting more and more like a Mentadent commercial can be gratifying in its own way, it can also induce vomitting in those of us who were expecting a nice, citrus burst of awesome.

Just a heads up from those of us who still have functioning taste buds.

Kiss kiss, L.

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Written by lshen

October 5, 2006 at 8:19 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. i love your decorators!

    rachael

    January 18, 2007 at 6:30 pm


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